mum: “do your homework!”
is that a camp rock poster behind his head
Oh yes of course les be bestest friends ok
KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15
I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema